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Mirror images: my alma mater from a British Methodist perspective

Now I don’t know Mark Rowland personally (though I do hope to make his acquaintance when we both reside in the same country), but I recently read what he wrote on the Candler Admissions blog. I found his comparative perspective on Methodist church life in the US and UK fascinating. Mark is a ministerial student in the British Methodist system and just spent a year as an international student at Candler School of Theology, which is part of Emory University in Atlanta, Georgia, USA. I do know a number of American United Methodist seminary grads who are now serving in the UK and with these folks I occasionally compare notes. However, prior to Mark’s article I haven’t often had an opportunity to hear from folks whose travels have been a mirror reflection of mine by their heading in the opposite direction “across the pond”.

Mark’s story is particularly interesting to me because his travels in the opposite direction closely mirror my journey. For those of you who don’t know, just prior to moving to the UK I graduated from the very same Candler School of Theology with a Master of Divinity degree. The M.Div is a three-year full-time program and for my last two years there I worked for the Office of Student Programming as the international student coordinator. Thus I was in close contact with many of Candler’s international students during my seminary days. These two bits of my background combined with my current experience of British Methodism makes me very interested in Mark’s perspective. If you too are interested in a comparative perpective on Methodist church life in the US and UK I encourage you to follow the link. Enjoy Mark’s article!

Eurovision Song Contest inspires a party!

Eurovision Song Contest Party 2008

I had a great time, met lots of interesting folks, and tried lots of interesting food. I spent most of my time at the party visiting and didn’t watch much of the actual contest. This doesn’t matter because I recorded it for Ted, who was unable to participate or watch it. However, anyone at the party to whom I mentioned the fact I was recording the contest was seriously surprised because none of them could imagine being interested enough to watch all 25 countries compete over 3.25 hours. However, if Ted is so inclined the recording is waiting for him. For those of you who don’t want to spend 3.25 hours of your life watching the contest I can share with you that Russia won. Since the winning country always hosts the contest the following year, I am signing off for this year as a Spanish señora… until we meet again, in Russia!

St. George’s Day

St. George, Patron Saint of England, was a soldier in the Roman Army and is best known for the legends regarding his slaying of a dragon. For most of the world April 23rd is the day he is remembered, because it is the traditionally accepted date of his death in 303 AD. In response to these commemorations, Google.co.uk ran this as their picture today and I thought it was so cute I had to share it.

Happy St. George’s Day!

I feel like this picture presents a teaching moment, something about words going up in smoke, but I can’t quite put my finger on it. So I will go with the obvious and say we should learn from the dragon to not play with fire, because you can attract the wrong kind of attention! I am sure there are more pithy lessons to be had, but they escape me now. Any suggestions?

Customer NO-service vs. Customer service

Tesco is the Britain’s largest retailer and mostly known in the UK for it’s supermarkets. It is a huge corporation and I have heard it stated numerous times that over £1 in every £7 spent at retailers in the UK is spent at Tesco. The scale of that is hard for me to comprehend! They have an international presence but haven’t tried to break into the US market till this past autumn when Tesco opened a small number of Fresh & Easy stores in California and the Southwest United States. ( I haven’t heard any recent reports about how these stores are doing, though I do know that their refrigerated pizza dough is a big hit with my sister-in-love.)

At the time of their US launch I listened with interest to several news stories. One interview on Radio 4 (for you Americans, this is BBC talk radio similar to NPR) was with an American business expert who lives in London working as a consultant for businesses trying to bridge the cultural divide between the UK and the US. Apparently, the business practices between the two countries are not as similar as one might assume. One thing this expert said was that Tesco, and any other business trying to make that leap, would have to work hard to meet Americans much higher customer service expectations. For example, in the US in the grocery sector the expectation would generally be that someone else bags your groceries for you, and that would be an exceptional occurrence here in the UK.

Hearing this analysis of customer service from an “expert” gave legitimacy to my vague and unformed impressions that customer service here wasn’t what I was used to. I had been here over 2 years by that point so it obviously wasn’t something I gave much thought, or was terribly bothered by. However with the confirmation of an expert, I now knew my generally poor impression of customer service in the UK wasn’t just me or random chance. Up until that point I was willing to generously give the benefit of doubt to most situations. After all, being flexible is a requirement for those living abroad. Instead of getting bent out of shape by different expectations, it is something I choose to live with and try to learn a few skills along the way. I am trying to learn patience from my interactions, but have been more successful in perfecting my grocery bag packing skills.

I adjusted my expectations and thought this was just one fact of life I would just live with while being outside the US. Really, I was OK with it (it is a rather small thing, in the giant scheme of things) until today when the humorous potential reached ridiculous proportions at Ikea.

Ikea price tags

I stopped by Ikea today for a meal and on my way out of the store decided to stop by the dented, damaged and dinged corner. I am a fan of Ikea’s dented, damaged and dinged corner, or whatever they really call it. I like a bargain and sometimes you find really interesting stuff there. Today I found a bag there which I liked but had no price on it. I (patiently?!?) waited for an employee to appear so I could ask about a price.

When an employee appeared, he told me that they were out of price tags and thus I couldn’t buy the item. WHAT!!!! I inquired how such a large enterprise could be out of price tags. He explained that they were out of the little yellow sticky price tags that fit their pricing gun. When I asked about the computer printed price tags and he explained if he printed a price tag out on the computer he could only mark this bag down a limited amount from its original price and since this bag was missing all it’s innards (which I didn’t want anyways) it should be sold for less that the lowest price he could print on the computer. He stuck with his original claim that I couldn’t buy the item and seriously advised me to come back and purchase the item on the weekend after they had gotten price tags back in. This was ridiculous advice as someone else would buy the bag first, Ikea is a madhouse I try to avoid on the weekends, and it is environmentally unfriendly make an extra and unnecessary car trip to the other side of the city.

At this point all I could hear was the voice of business consultant interviewed on Radio 4 repeating through my head, “American customer service expectations are higher.” I was stumped because I was there, happy to pay for an item and leave the store, but they didn’t seem willing to make any effort or expend any creative thought in order to make that happen. At that point I probably became a pushy American (remember I am still learning patience) when I insisted that I was sure there was something, anything, they could do to figure out this impasse.

In the end the employee did take my advice of cannibalizing a tag from another already marked item so that I could pay for the item I had selected. With this much sought after tag now attached I then walked to the checkout. On this short journey I had the curious experience of attending to the price tags, rather than the items themselves. Several of the items had bumpy surfaces which did not allow the sticky tags to adhere well and I was determined not to loose these precious price tags when victory seemed so close at hand.

I did manage to buy the items in the end, but I am still a bit surprised by my success in the face of such inflexible customer no-service. It is so ridiculous as to be funny that I almost couldn’t buy an item because they ran out of price tags. That they couldn’t come up with a solution to the problem mystifies me, after all it is in their self-interest to sell things. Needless to say, I was surprised to find out that the most precious thing they had in the dented, damaged and dinged corner today was the yellow sticky price tags. So in the above picture the most valuable things are not the items or the £.50 pence the store will collect from the buyer, but the tags themselves. This makes me reevaluate my fortunes for having managed to make it out of the store with 6 of these little yellow sticky tags. I am a rich woman, indeed.

One can only laugh! Hope you too enjoyed the humor of this.

PS I am not sure how Ikea being a Swedish company nuances this cross-cultural encounter.

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! Easter update

It did snow on Easter!

Easter Snow 2008

I left the house at 5:45 am for a sunrise service and there were just a few snowflakes casually drifting down. Thus I then concluded that the forecasters were wrong and the snow had missed us. Needless to say, I was very surprised when I emerged from church following the service and a lovely breakfast.

Breakfast @ St. James’

Perhaps the outdoor part of the service, where the congregation gathered around a small fire, should have alerted me to how cold it was (not mentioning the thermometer on my car said it was -1 C on the way to church). This outdoor bit of the service included putting the wounds (gold-colored, nail-like things) into the Christ candle. This was attempted, but it was cold enough that the wax was brittle and after the service the candle had to be mended with tape!

This was the scene that greeted me upon leaving the church. In the parking lot my car was covered (similar to these) despite having been clear of snow upon being parked less than two hours before.

Parking Lot

I drove to the village of Hanslope so intent on driving safely I was unable to appreciate the beautiful countryside shrouded in white. Upon entering the village I was able to relax a bit and appreciate the picturesque scenes which greeted me. I thought this thatched roof cottage looked magical under its dusting of snow.

Snow in Hanslope

As you can see, the weather didn’t prevent people from coming to church to celebrate Easter!

Easter Snow @ Hanslope Methodist

The above is the front entrance to Hanslope Methodist Church at the 9am Easter service. By the time I left Stony Stratford Methodist Church after the 10:30am service most traces of snow were gone.

Now, you may be calling me a “weather wimp” but please be kind in your judgment. After all, for a woman who grew up in warmer climes, snow at Easter is unheard of and very memorable. I am glad to say that the snowflakes didn’t dampen spirits and the congregations were still able to gather and celebrate together saying, “He is risen, indeed. Alleluia!”

I’m dreaming of a white Easter… uggg!

Snow at St. Thomas’ Church

It doesn’t quite have the same catchy ring to it as the Christmas song of the same name, does it? (In case you are curious, the above picture was taken in 2005, just after Christmas, at a church in the ecumenical parish where I ministered.)

I have been hoping it would change as the actual day approached, but throughout the week the weather report for Easter Sunday has consistently forecast snow on Easter Day. Snow on Easter just seems wrong to me because I grew up in warmer climes. After all, for me I some of the cultural celebrations of Easter include not only eggs but also frilly spring dresses… dresses of the kind one couldn’t wear in snow and cold blowing wind. Well, I will guess I will find out if the forecasts are right when I wake up tomorrow morning. In the meantime, I will give some though to putting together an outfit that will provide warmth, go with non-slip shoes, and still look Easter-y.

While I am sharing my weather-related musings, I want to take the opportunity to share one more of my climate and church related adjustments to life in England. I now live in a place where palms don’t abundantly grow. As I always have been able to before, I now can’t pop into my (or a neighbor’s) garden to gather a few palm fronds. I find this slightly distressing becasue I have creative ideas about how to decorate the sanctuary for worship on Palm Sunday, only to be stymied by the lack of plam fronds. The churches I have pastoral care of have a tradition of distributing palm crosses. It is a nice tradition, with good symbolism which continues beyond Palm Sunday to take us through Holy Week, but when palms are folded into crosses they don’t much resemble a palm one might wave at a celebration. (deep breath) Well, in the bigger scheme of things it is just one small adjustment that reminds me that I now live in England.

To impress upon you my sincerity about the weather I must share that it just started hailing… uggg! (I have now taken long enough to edit this post that the skylight in my office now only provides a dim light because snow has followed the hail and the window is veiled.)

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!

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My latest Charity Shop find! Ted thinks it is awful and not even worth the £1 I spent on it. However, I can’t imagine a better St. Patty’s Day vase than an overgrown leprechaun’s slipper. It makes me smile when I walk past and besides I have envisioned a whole scenario for it… I can image the kid who found while walking in a field near her home calling out toward the cottage, “Ma, who knew they grew so big ’round here?”

Happy St. Paddy’s Day however you celebrate and whenever you celebrate Patrick’s missionary activities! (For Catholics in the Republic of Ireland, the celebrations were moved to Saturday the 15th so as to not be in Holy Week this year. In the Catholic Church in England and Wales the day is simply not on the calendar of feast days this year.)

Imaginary words?!?

“England and America are two countries divided by a common language.” 

Someone famous said this (it is disputed which famous person it is correctly attributed to) and the longer I live in England the more I realize that it is true.  ((sigh)) So true…

As I was preparing for worship the other day I came across a prayer of confession which had the refrain…

Forgive us and quieten us with your humble love.

Quiten??? My first thoughts were, “no seriously, what is the refrain… it can’t really be that… quieten isn’t real word”.  However, curiosity got the best of me; I looked it up and much to my surprise actually found it listed in the dictionary.  This is what it said…

qui·et·en  [kwahy-i-tn] Chiefly British

–verb (used without object)

1. to become quiet (often fol. by down).

–verb (used with object)

2. to make quiet.

[Origin: 1820–30; quiet1 + -en1]

I also asked a few colleagues and, along with the dictionary, they assured me that it really is a word.  Why it is a word I don’t know!  I think that it would be just as good to use the nice, simple and easily understood word quiet.  Seems to me that the meaning would be the same. 

Just to clarify, despite the impression this rant gives, as a dedicated minister in a cross-cultural setting I went ahead-trusting my sources-and used the refrain as I found it with the word quieten.  I am pleased to report that it went well, no one was aware of my doubts, and I wasn’t accused of using a worship service to lead anyone down the dark path towards grammatical anarchy.